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Quote of the Week
Cats...appear to regard human beings who may be domiciled with them rather as part of the furniture than as comrades
Louis Robinson
Bible Verse of the Week
And right before Joseph died, he had faith that God would lead the people of Israel out of Egypt. So he told them to take his bones with him
Hebrews 11:22 (CEV)
Whimsical Phrase of the Week
Money can't but you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery
Spike Mulligan
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Top Ten Fantasies Regarding the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
I've upgraded it like you wouldn't believe
Repairs will take about two weeks
The liner could last 100 years
As you know, we have video evidence of antifa cutting the liner with a unicorn horn
We've caught the people responsible, and I've asked Todd Blanche to boil them in beezlenut oil
I've just been informed by the National Park Service that Hunter Biden caused the damage to the liner using his laptop. As evidence, here's a dick pic
Come to find out it was James Comey. He used seashells to cut the liner
Professor Plum did it in the conservatory with a lead pipe
I've just been told it was an attack by the Islamic Republic of Japan, and they used chopsticks made from sharpened metal
This image of "a guy with lots of tattoos holding a unicorn horn in his hand in a shallow pool" was created by Klugmeister using artificial intelligence software. The image was reviewed by Klugmeister before posting on this web page.
Welcome to klugness.com!
The U.S. website www.klugness.com was launched in October 2022 with over 100 funny top ten lists, and has since increased that number to over 200. The klugness site doesn't include jokes in the traditional sense, but is dedicated to humor using a David Letterman-style top ten list format. A portion of the content focuses on American politics, with the site generally leaning left, while the rest is garden-variety humor ala MAD magazine. We hope you enjoy the site!
This image of "a frustrated person who just completed a jigsaw puzzle, only to find that one piece is missing" was created by Klugmeister using artificial intelligence software. The image was reviewed by Klugmeister before posting on this web page. This image appears on List 273 - Top Ten Things that Could Make Other People Mad.
This home page shows the most recent top ten list. Please check out the full archive of funny top ten lists on klugness.com at All Top Ten Lists. Note these lists were created up to seven years ago, even though the klugness site itself is three years old (we'll be four years old on October 17). The archive page also includes a "List Sampler" table of 18 selected funny top ten lists that will give you a sense of our content without having to tackle all 200+ funny top ten lists. Beneath the "List Sampler" is information about the pictures we've been adding to the site since the beginning of 2023. The pictures are generated using a combination of artificial intelligence and traditional means.
This image of "a doctor trying to resuscitate a red 250cc street motorcycle" was created by Klugmeister using artificial intelligence software. The image was reviewed by Klugmeister before posting on this web page.
In the Imagining Things blog, we've posted the third (and final) installment in a series of three blog posts about our eccentric webmaster's first motorcycle. This third blog post covers The Death of Klugmeister's Red Motorcycle. In this post, our webmaster describes an attempted trip to Key West that didn't work out so well. As he mulled this story lately, Klugmeister has been getting nostalgic about his li'l red Honda Rebel 250—though that's not the bike in the accompanying image, which was generated by AI. In other heartwarming news, our webmaster is continuing to make an effort to post new material to the Imagining Things blog on a more consistent basis.
Getting back to the funny top ten lists, we offer a couple of targeted subsets that focus on particular themes. For example, the Trump-Themed Lists are critical of President Trump, so you won't like them if you're a Trump aficionado.
Another theme is the clever May 2020 Now vs. Then series, which consists of 10 funny top ten lists that compare and contrast the initial coronavirus times to historical times in an amusing way (e.g., "stay at home" vs. "rock and roll all nite"). That early pandemic theme was created in 2000, but it feels sooo ancient! Based on viewership of these pages, it appears that most folks are loathe to revisit that challenging period, and we don't blame you!
Note that the themed lists are also included on the All Top Ten Lists archive (i.e., the themed lists are a subset of the full archive), so if you looked at the full archive, you won't find any new material on the themed lists. This handy bit of intell could free up more time for you to gaze at your phone, guess which Trump cabinet member will be fired next, or wonder how much longer the "maybe two weeks, maybe three" war will last.
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Thanks for visiting klugness.com, and please check back periodically for new content!
