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Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism. The way you play it is free will
Jawaharlal Nehru
Bible Verse of the Week
You shall not murder
Exodus 20:13 (NIV)
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Real men don't use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion on how to put this together
Tim Allen
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Deal or Bad Deal
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Top Ten Provisions of Trump's Iran Deal
Ships containing algae treatments to be given highest priority for passage in the Strait of Hormuz
$300 billion fund to rebuild Iran to be provided in the form of $12,000 Trump UFC Gold Medallions, and Mexico is going to pay for it
Both parties agree to ensure the territorial integrity of Mar-a-Lago
Iran's Supreme Leader upgraded to Zone 4 when flying to the U.S.
Iran must never have a nuclear weapon OR a Barack Obama bobblehead
U.S. to pay Iran a $1 billion "breakup fee" if the deal falls through within 60 days; Iran to pay the U.S. a 1 billion toman "breakup fee" if the deal falls through within 60 days
The Persian Gulf to be renamed the Trump Gulf
Trump is not to threaten any more imminent attacks on Iran unless he gets really mad
Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz without tolls in return for $300 billion of bitcoin, 600 Trump golden statues (which Iran plans to melt down), and Trump's left testicle
Tiffany and Ivanka Trump to spread rose petals in the Supreme Leader's path whenever he goes out for a stroll
This image of "a ship containing algae treatments passing through a strait" was created by Klugmeister using artificial intelligence software. The image was reviewed by Klugmeister before posting on this web page.
Welcome to klugness.com!
The U.S. website www.klugness.com was launched in October 2022 with over 100 funny top ten lists, and has since increased that number to over 200. The klugness site doesn't include jokes in the traditional sense, but is dedicated to humor using a David Letterman-style top ten list format. A portion of the content focuses on American politics, with the site generally leaning left, while the rest is garden-variety humor ala MAD magazine. We hope you enjoy the site!
This image of "a frustrated person who just completed a jigsaw puzzle, only to find that one piece is missing" was created by Klugmeister using artificial intelligence software. The image was reviewed by Klugmeister before posting on this web page. This image appears on List 273 - Top Ten Things that Could Make Other People Mad.
This home page shows the most recent top ten list. Please check out the full archive of funny top ten lists on klugness.com at All Top Ten Lists. Note these lists were created up to seven years ago, even though the klugness site itself is three years old (we'll be four years old on October 17). The archive page also includes a "List Sampler" table of 18 selected funny top ten lists that will give you a sense of our content without having to tackle all 200+ funny top ten lists. Beneath the "List Sampler" is information about the pictures we've been adding to the site since the beginning of 2023. The pictures are generated using a combination of artificial intelligence and traditional means.
This image of "a doctor trying to resuscitate a red 250cc street motorcycle" was created by Klugmeister using artificial intelligence software. The image was reviewed by Klugmeister before posting on this web page.
In the Imagining Things blog, we've posted the third (and final) installment in a series of three blog posts about our eccentric webmaster's first motorcycle. This third blog post covers The Death of Klugmeister's Red Motorcycle. In this post, our webmaster describes an attempted trip to Key West that didn't work out so well. As he mulled this story lately, Klugmeister has been getting nostalgic about his li'l red Honda Rebel 250—though that's not the bike in the accompanying image, which was generated by AI. In other heartwarming news, our webmaster is continuing to make an effort to post new material to the Imagining Things blog on a more consistent basis.
Getting back to the funny top ten lists, we offer a couple of targeted subsets that focus on particular themes. For example, the Trump-Themed Lists are critical of President Trump, so you won't like them if you're a Trump aficionado.
Another theme is the clever May 2020 Now vs. Then series, which consists of 10 funny top ten lists that compare and contrast the initial coronavirus times to historical times in an amusing way (e.g., "stay at home" vs. "rock and roll all nite"). That early pandemic theme was created in 2000, but it feels sooo ancient! Based on viewership of these pages, it appears that most folks are loathe to revisit that challenging period, and we don't blame you!
Note that the themed lists are also included on the All Top Ten Lists archive (i.e., the themed lists are a subset of the full archive), so if you looked at the full archive, you won't find any new material on the themed lists. This handy bit of intell could free up more time for you to gaze at your phone, guess which Trump cabinet member will be fired next, or wonder how much longer the "maybe two weeks, maybe three" war will last.
For general information about klugness.com (including frequently asked questions, privacy policy, how to pronounce "klugness," etc.), use the following link: About.
If over 200 top ten lists is too much to handle all at once, another alternative is to check out a few samples of recent top ten lists:
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