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Top Ten Comparo of the Catholic Church and Donald Trump—Part 3

Num Catholic Church Donald Trump
10.) Altar boy Yep, that's the 1998 movie starring Adam Sandler
9.) Agnus dei That's a well done steak with ketchup, right?
8.) White smoke Hmm, that's a signal to start driving the golf cart
7.) Inquisition Deposition
6.) Pater noster Excuse me, excuse me—my father's nose was not big
5.) Venial sin Why do I have to ask for forgiveness if I am not making mistakes?
4.) Vatican City Ohh, that's my favorite Guns N' Roses song!
3.) Veritas Bone spurs
2.) Non sum dignus I am so sum dignus!
1.) Consecration Sorry, I want to be buried when I die

Posted May 14, 2025

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