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Top Ten Comparo of the Catholic Church and Donald Trump—Part 2

Num Catholic Church Donald Trump
10.) Pax vobiscum Semper pugnacious
9.) Rosary YMCA
8.) Last rites Long ties
7.) Catechism Cataclysm
6.) Penance Why do I have to repent or ask for forgiveness if I am not making mistakes?
5.) Sacraments Swear words
4.) Care for the poor, the sick, and the marginalized Vengeance
3.) Annulment Indictment
2.) Transubstantiation Sorry, I'm against anything "trans"
1.) Celibacy Excuse me, excuse me—I can read perfectly well

Posted May 11, 2025

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