Top Ten Marco Rubio's Handwritten Notes to Donald Trump
- Here's your Sharpie, sir
- Sorry about that time I said your hands were small
- You're my best friend but don't tell Pete coz he'll get mad
- Sir—if there's a government shutdown, you can blame it on me :)
- I swear I didn't tell anyone that you like Karoline
- JD's a total dork—just sayin'. Can I be president after you?
- Write back and fold this into a tiny square so no one sees
- Please don't read this note aloud. Kristi won't stop picking on me
- Meet me by the water fountain after 4th period. It's important
- Do you like me? ☐ Yes ☐ No
Posted February 1, 2026
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