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Top Ten Presidential Gaffes OR Bugs Bunny Moments

Num Joe Biden Donald Trump Bugs Bunny
10.) Accidentally referred to French President Emmanuel Macron as "Mitterand" Accidentally referred to Melania as "Mercedes" Deliberately referred to himself as "Figaro"
9.) Mistakenly read instructions from his teleprompter aloud ("end of quote, repeat the line") Insisted he never uses teleprompters Knighted the Sheriff of Nottingham with the phrase, "Arise, Sir Loin of Beef"
8.) Tripped over a sandbag on stage at the Air Force Academy graduation This item intentionally left blank Mesmerized Elmer Fudd while dolled up as attractive Valkyrie Brünnhilde from a Wagnerian opera
7.) Appeared unsure how to leave the stage during public events Appeared unsure where to go/walk during a welcome event with Japan's prime minister Appeared unsure whether it was duck hunting season or rabbit hunting season
6.) Confused the President of Egypt with the President of Mexico Claimed he ended the war between Azerbaijan and Albania (he meant Armenia) Stopped Marvin the Martian from blowing up the earth
5.) Fell off a bicycle This item intentionally left blank Conducted an orchestra with his ears
4.) Appeared to freeze as others danced to a gospel song at a Juneteenth event at the White House Swayed to music for almost 40 minutes during a town hall meeting that was interrupted by medical emergencies Rubbed hair tonic into Elmer Fudd's bald head to the tune of Gioachino Rossini's The Barber of Seville
3.) Tripped on the steps to Air Force One Tripped on the steps to Air Force One Filled in the Grand Canyon
2.) Walked slowly and stiffly due to spinal arthritis Struggled to walk a straight line due to...er, bone spurs?? Turned off Niagara Falls
1.) Aides considered the possibility of putting him in a wheelchair if elected to a second term Cabinet members considered the possibility of praising him obsequiously if the day ever ends in the letter "y" Sawed off the state of Florida

Posted December 17, 2025

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