| Num | Rockford Files | Epstein Files |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | 1970s detective TV program | Information that U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi claimed was on her desk |
| 9.) | Main character is Los Angeles Private Investigator Jim Rockford, an ex con | Main idea is an incriminating client list |
| 8.) | Each episode opens with an amusing voice-mail message on Rockford's answering machine | The most recent episode opens with a pathetic attempt to blame Comey, Obama, and the Biden Administration |
| 7.) | Lives in a mobile home in a parking lot on a beach in Malibu | Sought by MAGA influencers at the Turning Point USA Student Action Summit on a stage in Tampa |
| 6.) | Specializes in cold cases | It's unfortunate that people are still talking about this creep |
| 5.) | Charges $200/day, plus expenses | Writes frantic 400-word Truth Social posts, plus excuses |
| 4.) | Nickname is Rockfish | Nickname is the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax (the Democrats' new scam) |
| 3.) | Stores his handgun in a cookie jar | Insists there was never a cookie jar |
| 2.) | Drives a Copper Mist Pontiac Firebird | Look at that shiny object over there! |
| 1.) | Aired on Fridays at 9 pm (8 pm EST) | May never air |
Posted July 17, 2025
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