Top Ten Alternative Names for Operation Midnight Hammer
Num
President Trump
Democrats
10.)
Midnight Hammer
DEI Crybabies
9.)
Dark Obelisk
Immigrant Hugs
8.)
Fallic Spear
Burning Person
7.)
Desert Stallion
Enduring Naptime
6.)
Baby Mushroom
Bold Whiners
5.)
Pepperoni Viking
Tofu Butterfly
4.)
Hamberder Strike
Peythere Fair Cher
3.)
Keinda Feltleikit / Onna Whim (tie)
Limp Justice
2.)
Noebell Prise
Trans Sports Extravaganza
1.)
Nodda TACO
Iffewe Seiso
Posted June 26, 2025
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Commentary
The late-night comedy shows have already had a field day with the code name of President Trump's June 21 military operation that was designed to take out Iran's nuclear weapon capabilities ("Operation Midnight Hammer"). We decided to join the fun by inventing several alternative names for the operation, including several made-up names the Democrats might use if they were in charge. Note the Democrat-themed items are intended to be humorous, as they're all written from a condescending perspective (i.e., as if the person who wrote them refers to the Democratic Party as the "Democrat Party").
Items 10 through 7 on the President Trump list fit in with the impressive "Midnight Hammer" moniker. After that, we had some fun and got a little wacky with items 6 through 1. Item 1 is based on the Mary Trump theory that Trump decided to attack Iran because he was hurt over the acronym "TACO" (Trump Always Chickens Out), a Wall Street phrase that characterizes Trump's blustering on tariffs, only to then back down. Hmm, did he attack Iran because he felt compelled to prove that he does NOT always chicken out? Hard to say but it's kinda fun to know that this stuff gets under his skin.
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