| Num | Catholic Church | Donald Trump |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | Pax vobiscum | Semper pugnacious |
| 9.) | Rosary | YMCA |
| 8.) | Last rites | Long ties |
| 7.) | Catechism | Cataclysm |
| 6.) | Penance | Why do I have to repent or ask for forgiveness if I am not making mistakes? |
| 5.) | Sacraments | Swear words |
| 4.) | Care for the poor, the sick, and the marginalized | Vengeance |
| 3.) | Annulment | Indictment |
| 2.) | Transubstantiation | Sorry, I'm against anything "trans" |
| 1.) | Celibacy | Excuse me, excuse me—I can read perfectly well |
Posted May 11, 2025
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