| Num | Pro | Con |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | Looks like Melania | Unfamiliar with basic courtroom procedures |
| 9.) | Her aggressiveness in court and on TV pleased her client | Disruptiveness in court likely also led to the $83.3M jury verdict |
| 8.) | Would rather be pretty than smart | Would rather be pretty than smart |
| 7.) | Said the Ukrainians paid the Biden Crime Family millions and millions of dollars | Ordered lunch at Mar-a-Lago for the opposing attorney—much to Trump's chagrin |
| 6.) | Joined Trump's Bedminster NJ golf club | Attempted to read aloud from a document not in evidence |
| 5.) | Believes it's a privilege to serve as Trump's attorney | Believes she "can fake being smart" |
| 4.) | When not representing Trump in court, can serve as Melania's body double | Failed to stand up when speaking in court |
| 3.) | Asked for an adjournment of the trial so that Trump could attend his mother-in-law's funeral | Flunked "Evidence 101" |
| 2.) | Wore a jacket that said, "I really don't care, do you?" (Whoops, never mind—that was Melania) | Really doesn't care—do you? |
| 1.) | Challenged the judge in order to please Trump | While seeing her behaving as a gadfly in court likely stroked Trump's emotions, Trump may also blame her for the large jury verdict |
Posted February 7, 2024
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