| Num | Now | Then |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | Rage tweet | Food fight |
| 9.) | Ingest disinfectant | Funnel beers |
| 8.) | Unpresidented | Famous titties for 400 |
| 7.) | We've done a great job with testing | My amplifier goes to 11 |
| 6.) | Anyone who wants a test can get a test | We're on a mission from God |
| 5.) | I've been treated very poorly | You are a wuss; part wimp, part pussy |
| 4.) | I was being sarcastic | I'll have what she's having |
| 3.) | It will go away | Potatoe |
| 2.) | Plan to reopen | Strategery |
| 1.) | It will go down to zero ultimately | Hasta la vista, baby |
Posted October 17, 2022; Written May 13, 2020
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