| Num | I'm the Slime | Radio Radio |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | 1973 song by Frank Zappa | 1978 song by Elvis Costello |
| 9.) | Has an unmistakeable anti-TV theme | Has a moderate (satirical?) anti-radio theme |
| 8.) | Starts out slow and boring | Starts out slow and boring |
| 7.) | Has a spectacular ending (featuring Tina Turner and the Ikettes) | Has a spectacular ending (featuring the exclamation "Radio Radio!") |
| 6.) | You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage that I feed you | They say you better listen to the voice of reason |
| 5.) | I'm the slime oozing out from your TV set | I wanna bite the hand that feeds me |
| 4.) | Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold | But they don't give you any choice because they think that it's treason |
| 3.) | I make you think that I'm delicious with the stuff that I say | And the radio is in the hands of such a lot of fools trying to anesthetize the way that you feel |
| 2.) | And you will do as you are told until the rights to you are sold | So you had better do as you are told, you better listen to the radio |
| 1.) | Well I am the slime from your video, oozing along on your living room floor | Wonderful radio, marvelous radio...radio radio! |
Posted October 25, 2026; Written December 26, 2021
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