| Num | Bill Cosby | Donald Trump |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | Afraid of the chicken heart | Afraid of losing |
| 9.) | Wears sweaters | Wears MAGA hats |
| 8.) | Looks down on Eddie Murphy for using profanity | Looks down on Eddie Murphy for no reason in particular |
| 7.) | Participated in track, baseball, football, and basketball in high school | This item left intentionally blank |
| 6.) | Thinks chocolate cake is a suitable breakfast food | Thinks he won the election |
| 5.) | Set the sofa on fire | Said "you're fired" |
| 4.) | Held a funeral in the bathroom for Rudy's pet goldfish | Held a rally in Tulsa for Rudy's hair gel |
| 3.) | Created and voiced Fat Albert | Referred to female celebrities as "fat" |
| 2.) | Looks down on Richard Pryor for participating in threesomes | Looks up to Richard Pryor for participating in threesomes |
| 1.) | Spread jello on the floor | Spread bronzer on his face |
Posted October 17, 2022; Written July 6, 2021
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