| Num | Ted Cruz | Rand Paul |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | Born in Canada | Born in Pittsburgh |
| 9.) | Grew up in Texas | Grew up in Texas |
| 8.) | Name is Rafael, but goes by Ted | Name is Randal, but goes by Rand |
| 7.) | Has never jammed with ZZ Top | Has never jammed with ZZ Top |
| 6.) | Picks fights with airline workers | Picks fights with Dr. Fauci |
| 5.) | Dad is from Cuba | Dad is a doctor |
| 4.) | Read aloud "Green Eggs and Ham" during a filibuster regarding the 2013 government shutdown | Got roughly tackled by his neighbor while he was mowing the lawn |
| 3.) | Called Mitch McConnell a liar | Called Dr. Fauci a liar |
| 2.) | Zoological sign is Capricorn | Zoological sign is Capricorn |
| 1.) | Flew to Cancun during a Texas winter storm, leaving Snowflake—the family poodle—in the house with no heat | This item intentionally left blank |
Posted January 11, 2023
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