| Num | Individual | Approach for Celebrating Earth Day |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | Happy Feet | Slap reciprocal tariffs on clear plastic six-pack rings exported from the U.S. |
| 9.) | Elon Musk | Cook a meal with sustainable produce while fathering his next 10-12 children in the back seat of a Cybertruck |
| 8.) | Paula Deen | Start a compôte bin (oh shoot, never mind—we've confused the words compôte and compost) |
| 7.) | Donald Trump | Lay the blame for air pollution AND low water pressure in shower nozzles squarely where it belongs: on Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell |
| 6.) | Kristi Noem | Something something something dead dog stolen purse glam photo op with rifle |
| 5.) | Easter Bunny | Volunteer to install a briar patch at a local park, beach, or river |
| 4.) | Pete Hegseth | Crawl under a rock on a deserted island and pray no one notices his presence (or absence) until the storm blows over |
| 3.) | Donald Trump | Pee in Blue Lake (New Zealand) |
| 2.) | George Tariff | File paperwork to officially change name to George Smith |
| 1.) | Donald Trump | Flush all recent Supreme Court rulings down the toilet; post emoji of raised middle finger on Truth Social; use the "f" word in front of the Easter Bunny |
Posted April 25, 2025
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